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Faahionably Late Bloomer

I'm an original. A Warhol. You're just a print.
Comedian, Actor, NerdGirl, 80s Queen, Philosopher, Pirate

Trying hard to narrow down my thrift store owl collection to 35 pieces for the fair.

Trying hard to narrow down my thrift store owl collection to 35 pieces for the fair.

"If you’ve proposed an action in a scene, the audience wants to see that more than anything in the world."

-Craig Cackowski (via iowest)

Craig knows.

"Poverty is a relatively mild disease for even a very flimsy American soul, but uselessness will kill strong and weak souls alike, and kill every time. ~ Kilgore Trout"

-God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Tonight! Eagle Rock Comedy Festival! Come see me at Dave’s Chillin’ & Grillin’ at 7pm. FREE!! Amazing sandwiches though, so come hungry!

Tonight! Eagle Rock Comedy Festival! Come see me at Dave’s Chillin’ & Grillin’ at 7pm. FREE!! Amazing sandwiches though, so come hungry!

Need a new suit! I have the red one. Do I get another red or go for another color? modcloth

Need a new suit! I have the red one. Do I get another red or go for another color? modcloth

I just want one of these and some flamingos in Hollywood somewhere, is all.

I just want one of these and some flamingos in Hollywood somewhere, is all.

You were always such a smarty, dollface. @docnorth 💖

You were always such a smarty, dollface. @docnorth 💖

The subject of my new stand-up material. Ha! Chicks, man. Stay tuned! Repost from @pinupgirlclothing

The subject of my new stand-up material. Ha! Chicks, man. Stay tuned! Repost from @pinupgirlclothing

"Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars."💖💖💖

"Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars."💖💖💖

Me and my tiny hat at The Belmont Stakes at Santa Anita Park!

Me and my tiny hat at The Belmont Stakes at Santa Anita Park!

My new bed quilt! Lovingly handcrafted from the highest quality LSD. Are you getting a contact high? Jameson is tripping balls.

My new bed quilt! Lovingly handcrafted from the highest quality LSD. Are you getting a contact high? Jameson is tripping balls.

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