Trying hard to narrow down my thrift store owl collection to 35 pieces for the fair.
"If you’ve proposed an action in a scene, the audience wants to see that more than anything in the world."
-Craig Cackowski (via iowest)
"Poverty is a relatively mild disease for even a very flimsy American soul, but uselessness will kill strong and weak souls alike, and kill every time. ~ Kilgore Trout"
-God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
Tonight! Eagle Rock Comedy Festival! Come see me at Dave’s Chillin’ & Grillin’ at 7pm. FREE!! Amazing sandwiches though, so come hungry!
Need a new suit! I have the red one. Do I get another red or go for another color? modcloth
I just want one of these and some flamingos in Hollywood somewhere, is all.
You were always such a smarty, dollface. @docnorth 💖
The subject of my new stand-up material. Ha! Chicks, man. Stay tuned! Repost from @pinupgirlclothing
"Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars."💖💖💖
Me and my tiny hat at The Belmont Stakes at Santa Anita Park!
My new bed quilt! Lovingly handcrafted from the highest quality LSD. Are you getting a contact high? Jameson is tripping balls.
Love to Isla Vista and my alma mater.
It’s not really tap water…shhhh🍹